For those of you who have stumbled onto here and are reading this without knowing me let me introduce myself....
My name is Miss Jones, it takes a while before we make first name terms because to be honest I dont trust many people! That comes from me making a lot of rather huge mistakes where trusting people are concerned. I can't spell and my grammar is appalling so if you're the kind of person that gets wound up when someone misplaces a comma then stop reading and piss off as I can't stand people that think they are better than others for knowing where to stick an exclamation mark, i'll tell you where you can stick it, right next to the stick up your arse!
I have not been out of work for more than a week since I was 14 and thats not because its been easy and handed to me, I've done many jobs a million miles away from my ideal job believe me and as much as I joke about not doing something in case I break a nail I'm not scared of getting my hands dirty. I've spent the last decade working for an organisation that I can't name as they hate any employee having a life/personality/opinion that they can't "own" but I will say that you need them in an emergency!
I am a mum of one little 5year old boy who is my absolute treasure and 2 gorgeous boxer dogs.
I am a magician for both children and adults and a burlesque host and performer.
I am about to embark on a number of rants if you'd care to join me....
